1. Rajnikanth does not think twice. He does not even think once. He simply does.
2. Rajnikanth was about to send an email. Then he decided he could run faster and deliver the message.
3. Once Rajnikanth fell from a cliff. He landed on the top.
4. Apple launches a new version/upgrade whenever Rajnikanth gets bored of his toys.
5. Rajnikanth eats rice with one chop-stick.
6. Rajnikanth uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
7. Rajnikanth’s heartbeat monitor is a vertical line.
8. Rajnikanth can win a chess game even after losing the king.
9. Rajnikanth builds a triangle with all the right angles. He is always right.
10. Rajnikanth keeps a watch over himself whenever he sleeps. |
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1. The only thing written on Rajnikanth’s passport is “It’s me”.
2. Lots of people wear Superman Pyjama.
But the Superman wears Rajnikanth Pyjama.
3. On his birthday, Rajnikanth blows out his candles by blinking.
4. The meteorological department classifies Rajnikanth as a natural disaster.
5. Rajnikanth can use a film-camera to take digital shots. |
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1. Rajnikanth always bowls a Yes-ball. Nobody can say “No” to Rajnikanth.
2. Once Rajnikanth was batting. There was an appeal from the bowler. However, the umpire signaled a sixer. Why?
The ball hit Rajnikanth’s stumps and went for six runs.
3. As a bowler, Rajnikanth made a lot of batsman retired hurt. Either the batsmen retired due to the fear of facing Rajnikanth or they got hurt facing him.
4. Rajnikanth was never troubled by the in-coming yorker. No ball dared to come to him.
5. Once Rajnikanth swung wildly at a bouncer–the ball disappeared into the sky and broke away the barriers of gravity. After much discussion as to how many runs should be awarded, the match was abandoned due to climatic conditions. |
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1. When taking the CAT, write “Rajnikanth” for every answer. You will top the exam.
2. How to test you are not Rajnikanth?
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajnikanth.
3. Rajnikanth never plays lotteries because he wants others to be lucky and rejoice.
If Rajnikanth had played, he would have won every time because he decides his own luck.
4. When Rajnikanth does divisions, there are no remainders.
5. Rajnikanth can bend light with his bare hands. |
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1. Rajnikanth once Googled something and found some unwanted advertisement. Disgusted he grunted: “Add some sense to it!”
From that day, Google came out with their money-making product called “Adsense”.
2. Google once questioned the authority of Rajnikanth and declared that they are equal to him. Rajnikanth smilingly declared that he is still “+1″ than them.
This clicked an idea and Google started their fresh project as “Plus 1″.
3. Rajnikanth does not use Google to reach out to various websites. He just tele-transports himself to their homepage.
4. Once somebody searched for “Rajnikanth Jokes” on Google. The Google went on whales.
5. “Rajnikanth Jokes” is the only trending topic that Google has. No other topic dared to trend ever |
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