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We all know that Lord Rama have been addressed by different names like JANAKIRAMAN,KALAYANARAMAN,ANANTHARAMAN et.. Likewise Lord Krishna have been addressed by different names like GOPALAKRISHNAN,ANANTHAKRISHNAN etc.. One day our ancestors were thinking how to refer all these
names in an easy way.We all know that our ancestors are pioneer
in mathematics,with their mathematics knowledge they found
a concept called ARRAY. They decided to put all names of
RAMA in an ARRAY called RAMA & all the names of KRISHNA in an
ARRAY called KRISHNA. From then they started to refer them as
ARRAY RAMA ARRAY KRISHNA instead of all the names.
This is how the concept ARRAY get originated. So its not HARE RAMA HARE KRISHNA but its ARRAY RAMA ARRAY KRISHNA. |
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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:
Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express
my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs...
I would like to ensure that we had nothing in
connection with that........
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
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"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"
* "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it."
* "So -- what are you wearing?"
* "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"
* "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n."
* "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."
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Some people have hacked into Microsoft and stolen their Windows XP code and here it is. I am sure that they would love any improvements for the next version.
#include <windows.h>
#include <system_errors.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
main()
{
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
set_wait_states(lots);
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There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10m visibility when his instruments went out. So he began circling around looking for landmark.
After an hour or so, he starts running pretty low on fuel and the passengers are getting very nervous. Finally, a small opening in the fog appears and he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor.
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