A man approached a local in a village he was visiting, the local happened to be our Dear Santa. "What is the quickest way to the nearest City?"
Santa scratched his head.
"Are you walking or driving?" he asked the stranger.
"I am driving."
"That is the quickest way!" |
|
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.
"What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.
"Bobby," the new guy replied.
The manager scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind of a mamby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name.
|
|
Read more...
|
|
Santa comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work.
The little girl asks, "Daddy, I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?"
Feeling his wife, Jeeto`s gaze upon him, Santa explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn`t believe, she knows the computer system, and is very efficient."
"Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you lay her down on the couch." |
|
Santa used to work in a saw-mill. He was in hospital after he lost his arm in an accident.
Banta was visiting him in the hospital.
Banta, "It was really bad that you lost your hand. However thank God that it was your left hand, since you are right handed."
Santa, "It is also because of my quick thinking. Actually it was the right hand which was going to be caught in the machine. Then I realised that I am right handed and so switched hands just in time! |
|
Banta and his wife, Preeto were shocked when Preeto`s doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex again--the strain would be too much.
So Banta and Preeto reluctantly try to live by these rules. Both get really horny over time, however, and Banta decides he`d better sleep downstairs on the couch to guard against temptation.
|
|
Read more...
|
|
|
|
<< Start < Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next > End >>
|
| Results 91 - 105 of 400 |
MyFunnyPost.com
