A small story about Great place to work.

A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said," Lord,I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.

The phone rang as I was sitting down to my evening
meal, and as I answered it I was greeted with "Is this
Karl Brummer?"

 Not sounding anything like my name, I asked who was calling.

A MBA and a BE go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and         

fell asleep.                                                                                                                           

Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend. " look up           

at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of

stars."                                                             

Never love a Testing girl since she always doubts U.

Never love a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

Never love a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never love a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar
software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and start signaling: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo
loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya ".



Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur
Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya
hai."



Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire
kiye
hain kya?"



Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal
raha
hai."



Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water
tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.



Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya
hai
ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bh! i nahin aate."



Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain,
Kuch
bhi kar sakte hain."



Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says: "jaao kaalia, Gabbar
se
kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ."



AT GABBAR'S DEN..

Gabbar: "Kitne virus thhye?"

Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen anitvirus . Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake?
Kya
soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? incentive dega , Salary
badayega?

Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi. (gabbar shouts ) "Sambaa laptop la
re".

"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"


Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."


Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi
hai.[logout -
logout - logout]. Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"


Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."



Gabbar: "To ab testing kar!"............ ....????? ?