MUNNA BHAI :

     Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

     CIRCUIT :

     Bhai, gaadi hai.

     MUNNA BHAI :

     Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

     CIRCUIT :

     Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh

     Baelgaadi.

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CIRCUIT :

     Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?

     MAMU :

     Nehin.

     CIRCUIT :

     To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

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Three Microsoft engineers and three Apple employees are traveling by train to a computer conference. At the station, the three Microsoft engineers each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple employees buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a Microsoft engineer.

"Watch and you'll see," answers the Apple employee.

Customer: "So that'll get me connected to the Internet, right?"

Tech Support: "Yeah."

Customer: "And that's the latest version of the Internet, right?"

Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah."