After two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case, the jury finally ended its hours of deliberations and entered the courtroom to deliver its verdict to the judge.
The judge turns to the jury foreman and asks, "Has the jury reached a verdict in this case?"
"Yes we have, your honor," the foreman responded.
"Would you please pass it to me,"
The judge declared, as he motioned for the bailiff to retrieve the verdict slip from the foreman and deliver it to him. |
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Cricket has reached exciting level with IPL. Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestion:
1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hour and marks to 50.
2. introduce strategic break after 30 minutes.
3. Give free hit i.e, a chance foe students to frame their own questions and write answers.
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Blonde woman was driving her car home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a really bad hailstorm. The hailstones were as big as golf balls, and her car got dented up really bad. The next day, she took her car into a repair shop to have the dents examined. The repairman, noticing that she was blonde and quite dingy when she spoke, decided to have some fun.
He told her to blow into the tailpipe of the car really hard when she got home, as this would cause all of the dents to pop out.
When she got home, she started blowing into the tailpipe as hard as she could over and over.
Just then, her best friend, who also is blonde, showed up. |
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A maid asks for a pay rise.
“Why do you deserve one?” asks the lady of the house.
“Well, there are three reasons,” replies the maid, “Firstly, I iron better than you.”
“Who said that you iron better?” asks the lady of the house.
“Your husband said so,” replies the maid. “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”
“Nonsense,” says the lady of the house, “Who said you are a better cook than me?” |
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When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher.
Pull the pin like a hand grenade," he explained, "then depress the trigger to release the foam."
Later a blonde employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin. |
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