Mental Deficiency
A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at a large gathering, and his blonde hostess broached a subject of which the doctor was most at ease.
"Doctor, would you mind telling me," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in someone who appears completely normal?"
"Nothing is easier," he replied. |
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Mental Deficiency
A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at a large gathering, and his blonde hostess broached a subject of which the doctor was most at ease.
"Doctor, would you mind telling me," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in someone who appears completely normal?"
"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask a simple question, one which anyone should be able to answer without any problem. |
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Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did!
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil ?till I get there
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Q: Why did the nurse have a long pole and two rubber gloves? A: Her way of not getting pregnant.
Q: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away? A: If you aim it well enough.
Receptionist: 'Dr. Wynazonski is waiting for you.' Patient: 'Which doctor?' Receptionist: 'Oh, no, he's fully qualified.'
Student doctor: 'Please sir, there's some writing on this patient's foot.' Famous surgeon: 'Ah, yes! That's a footnote.'
Patient: 'Doctor, how can I live to be a hundred?' Doctor: 'Well, I suggest you give up eating rich food and going out with women.' Patient: 'And then will I live to be a hundred?' Doctor: 'No - but it will seem like it.'
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Three doctors are waiting in line to get into the pearly gates. St. Peter walks out and asks the first one, "What have you done to enter Heaven?"
"I am a pediatrician and have brought thousands of the Lord's babies into the world."
"Good enough to enter the gates," replied St. Peter and in he goes. The same question is asked of the second doctor.
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