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Travelling together once were a Russian, an American & the saviour of our nation - Sardarji!!!
Each of them wanted to prove that their country was the greatest.
Said the Russian, " We have a rocket that could touch the sky." "We don't believe it ",said the others. "Ok! Ok! but just 2 cms. below the sky"
Not to be out done the American said, " We have a submarine that can touch the ocean-bed of the deepest part on this planet." "We don't believe it ",said the others. "Ok! Ok! but just 2 cms. above the ocean-bed"
Our hero with a smile on his face said, "In our country we all eat with our nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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A Sardar ji went to US & had a meeting
with George Bush.
Bush: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. (He
takes him in a deep forest)
Bush: Dig the ground. (Sardarji did it.)
Bush: more..more..more... (Sardarji went up to 100 feet)
Bush: So now, try to search something. |
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Two weeks after Santa's transfer into the
promotion department, his old boss got a phone call. "You told me
Santa was a responsible worker!" yelled the furious head of
promotion.
"Oh, he is," she confirmed. "In the year
he worked in my department, the computer went down five times and
had to be completely reprogrammed, the petty cash got misplaced six
times, and I developed an ulcer. And each time Santa was
responsible." |
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Letter from mother to son Santa Singh. Pyare Puttar, Vahe Guru. I am writing this letter slow, because I know you can't read fast. We do not live where we did when you left home. |
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1. A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan,but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai" ( "he picks up the receiver and then says he is not at home" )
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