Gender and Computers joke

Why Computers Must be Female     Why Computers Must be Male     Why Compilers Must be Female    1. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.    2. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.    3. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.    4. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.    5. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."    6. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.         1. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.    2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.    3. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.    4. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.    5. It is always necessary to have a backup.    6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 7. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.    8. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.    9. The lights are on but nobody's home.   10. Big power surges knock them out for the night.   11. Size does matter.         1. Picky, picky, picky.    2. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.    3. Beauty is only shell deep.    4. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing."    5. Always turning simple statements into big productions.    6. Small talk is important.    7. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.    8. They make you take the garbage out.    9. Miss a period and they go wild. ___

 

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