Useful Acronyms of the Computer Industry

PCMCIA     People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN     It Still Does Nothing APPLE     Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI     System Can't See It DOS     Defunct Operating System BASIC     Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM     I Blame Microsoft DEC     Do Expect Cuts CD-ROM     Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months OS/2     Obsolete Soon, Too WWW     World Wide Wait MACINTOSH     Most Applications Crash. If Not, The Operating System Hangs. PENTIUM     Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics COBOL     Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language AMIGA     A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction LISP     Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis MIPS     Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed WINDOWS     Will Install Needless Data On Whole System GIRO     Garbage In Rubbish Out MICROSOFT     Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (and) Teenagers

 

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