Psychiatric

The Health Secretary is visiting a psychiatric ward, and asks the Head

Psychologist "How do you determine if a patient is cured?"

The psychologist explains, "We take them to the bathtub, which is

filled with water, hand them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty

the bathtub."

"I see," says the Health Secretary, "the cured person would choose the

cup because it's bigger, and would empty the tub faster ?!!."

"Actually no," replies the psychologist, "a normal person would simply

pull the plug."