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Great place to work!

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A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said," Lord,I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.

 

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Be up-to-date!

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Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.


One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his Childhood (the woodcutter and the axe), he started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers.


The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river. As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, "Is this your computer?"


Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, "No."  

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TELEMARKETING JOKE!

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The phone rang as I was sitting down to my evening
meal, and as I answered it I was greeted with "Is this
Karl Brummer?"

 Not sounding anything like my name, I asked who was calling.

 

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Bartender joke

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The bartender asks his customer,  "What"ll you have?"
    The guy answers, "A scotch, please."
    The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That"ll be five dollars."

    To which the customer replies, "What are you talking about? I don"t owe you anything for this."

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THERE IS NO ESCAPE

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Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo

Prasad Yadav were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an

accident and all three of them died.


Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep

of death. He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama

had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.

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