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THERE IS NO ESCAPE

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Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo

Prasad Yadav were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an

accident and all three of them died.


Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep

of death. He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama

had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.

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Honorable MEN joke!

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"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"


The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.


The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.


The woodcutter replied, "No."

 

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Beware of names

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 William Knott : Who's calling?
The answer to the telephone.
Watt : Watt.
William Knott : What is your name, please?
Watt : Watt's my name.



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Boss wants too much!

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For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.

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Tech Support Calls joke

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Customer: "So that'll get me connected to the Internet, right?"

Tech Support: "Yeah."

Customer: "And that's the latest version of the Internet, right?"

Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah."


 

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