Remarriage Middle aged Santa and Jeeto were discussing life, and preparing wills. The conversation turned to remarriage... Jeeto: If I should die first, will you remarry? Santa: Probably, I wouldn`t like to spend the rest of my life alone. Jeeto: Would you bring your new wife into our home that we have shared? Santa: I don`t see why not. It would be empty, you wouldn`t be there. Jeeto: Would you share the same bed we`ve shared? Read more...

Last Night One day, Santa walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried. "What's the matter?" the bartender asks. "That woman I call my wife and I got into a fight," explained Santa, "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days." Read more...   The Plane ride! There were three guys on a plane. The first guy just ate an apple and decided to throw it out of the plane. So he threw it out just before they landed. When they landed they saw a little girl crying. They asked her what was wrong. She said, "I was just sitting here playing when an apple fell out of the sky and hit me in the head." They said, "That sucks" Read more...   Chinese kid Santa`s wife gave birth to their fourth child. He is to get the child`s birth registered at the Registrar of births and Deaths. He is given the requiste form to fill. He fills data in the form as under: Mother: Indian. Father: Indian Read more...   Quickest way! A man approached a local in a village he was visiting, the local happened to be our Dear Santa. "What is the quickest way to the nearest City?" Santa scratched his head. "Are you walking or driving?" he asked the stranger. "I am driving." "That is the quickest way!"

More... Efficient secretary ! Quick thinking! Suicide !! Poor George Bush !

<< Start < Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Next > End >>

Results 10 - 18 of 133