What is the difference between men and women? joke

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage.

Now two men talking joke

Man 1: Haircut? Man 2: Yeah. What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? I'm hungry = I'm hungry I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy I'm tired = I'm tired
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Two women talking joke

Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking? Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
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Santa's ferrari joke

Santa singh shows up at his friend Banta Singh's Place in a Brand New - Red Ferarri. Banta: Wow Banta, ke gaddi hai (What a car)Kithon laiye (where did you get it from) Santa:Main highway te lift mung reha se ... Gori Mem aaee te meine kende "want a ride Mr. Singh" I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me "Mr Singh. take anything"
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Bus ride joke

Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.
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