Santa's ferrari joke Santa singh shows up at his friend Banta Singh's Place in a Brand New - Red Ferarri. Banta: Wow Banta, ke gaddi hai (What a car)Kithon laiye (where did you get it from) Santa:Main highway te lift mung reha se ... Gori Mem aaee te meine kende "want a ride Mr. Singh" I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me "Mr Singh. take anything" Read more...

Bus ride joke Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. Read more...   Two horses joke Santa and Banta had just bought two horses.Now the problem was that they could not differenciate between the two horses.So,one day Santa cuts the left ear of his horse, so that it is easy to know that it is his horse.While doing so,an enemy of Santa looks at him.This enemy also cuts the left ear of banta. Read more...   If Operating Systems Were Airlines joke DOS Air     All the passengers go out onto the runway, grab hold of the plane, push it until it gets in the air, hop on, jump off when it hits the ground again. Then they grab the plane again, push it back into the air, hop on, etc. MAC Airways     The cashiers, flight attendants, and pilots all look the same, feel the same and act the same. When asked questions about the flight, they reply that you don't want to know, don't need to know and would you please return to your seat and watch the movie. OS/2 Skyways     The terminal is almost empty, with only a few prospective passengers milling about. Airline personnel walk around, apologising profusely to customers in hushed voices, pointing from time to time to the sleek, powerful jets outside the terminal on the field. They tell each passenger how good the real flight will be on these new jets and how much safer it will be than Windows Airlines, but that they will have to wait a little longer for the technicians to finish the flight systems. Fly Windows NT         * All the passengers carry their seats out onto the tarmac, placing the chairs in the outline of a plane. They all sit down, flap their arms and make jet swooshing sounds as if they are flying.         * Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes, and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes. Read more...   Useful Acronyms of the Computer Industry PCMCIA     People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN     It Still Does Nothing APPLE     Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI     System Can't See It DOS     Defunct Operating System BASIC     Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM     I Blame Microsoft DEC     Do Expect Cuts CD-ROM     Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months OS/2     Obsolete Soon, Too WWW     World Wide Wait MACINTOSH     Most Applications Crash. If Not, The Operating System Hangs. PENTIUM     Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics Read more...

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