One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw Santa and Banta eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked Santa.
"We don`t have any money for food," Santa replied.
"Oh, come along with me then," instructed the lawyer.
"But, sir, I have a wife and three children!"
"Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.
He turned to Banta and said, "Come with us."
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Santa Banta were driving their Maruti to the spot where they intended to place their bomb.
Santa looked very worried. "Banta, what happens if the bomb we have on the back seat blows up before we get to the site?"
"Not to worry," replied Banta, "I have a spare one in my attaché case."
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Santa, Banta and one of their friends are patients in a mental institution and are preparing for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If they pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.
The doctor takes them to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, our Santa, came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his house.
A little later Santa came out of his house again,looking nervous, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house he went.
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Santa was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall.
It read "padne wala gadha " (the one who reads this is donkey).
Santa though for an hour, erased and wrote back, "Likhene wala gadha "(the one who writes this is donkey). |
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