Letter to Mr.Bill Gates from Banta singh

Dear Mr Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have

bought a computer for

our home and we found problems, which I want to bring

to your notice.

After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail

account and whenever

we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column,

only ****** appears,

but

in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears,

but we face this

problem only in password field. We checked with

hardware vendor Santa Singh

and he said that there is no problem in keyboard.

Because of this we open

the e-mail account with password *****. I request you

to check this as we

ourselves do not know what the password is.

We are unable to enter anything after we click the

shut down button.

There is a button 'start' but there is no stop button.

We request you to

check this.

We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend

clicked 'run' has ran

upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to

sit so that we can

click

that by sitting.

One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in

system? As I find only

're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

Also there is 'Find' button but it is not working

properly. My wife lost

the

door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with

this 'find', but

unable

to trace. Is it a bug??

Thanks,

Banta Singh

Punjab

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the

coffee

each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up

first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our

coffee." The

husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should

do

it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife

replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that

the man

should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show

me." So

she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at

the

top of several pages, that it indeed says.... "HEBREWS".

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be

so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words

women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied,

"The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"