A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the

coffee

each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up

first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our

coffee." The

husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should

do

it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife

replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that

the man

should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show

me." So

she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at

the

top of several pages, that it indeed says.... "HEBREWS".

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be

so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words

women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied,

"The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to

concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,

the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."