Husband & Wife - Problem Father

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"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?" He replied, "I'm going to be a father."

"But that's wonderful," I said.

"What's wonderful? My wife

doesn't know about it yet."

Husband & Wife - Why ?

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Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms.

Why, Dad ?

Why,me?

Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax."

Husband & Wife - Same Service

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A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.

Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."

"Why complain?" said the counselor.

"You're still getting the same service!"

Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband

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One woman told another : "My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him?"

Husband & Wife - Come Home Late

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A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out:

"Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him.

"Cured him ?"

asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill."