9/11

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:

Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express

my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many

people, such great bldgs...

I would like to ensure that we had nothing in

connection with that........

Bush: What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush: It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!

walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and

Vajpayee?"

The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy

walks over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14

million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!"

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you

no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!"