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A MBA and a BE go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fell asleep. Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend. " look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
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#include<STD ISD PCO.h> #include<love.h> #define Cute beautiful_lady
main()
{ goto college; scanf("100%",&ladies);
if(lady ==Cute )
line++; while( !reply ) {
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}
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Shayari from ur boss... Arz kiya hai.............. Transactions hote hain ... Errors ka sama hota hai ... Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai . Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte ... Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai ... (wah wah ... wah wah) |
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Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface? A. Terms are different ... nothing more Q. What is JFC ? A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ? A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres. Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow? A. Send it through courier. Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA? A. As you wish , I do not have any objections. Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ? A. Sorry, Non living things can't communicate. |
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Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our
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