A MBA and a BE go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and         

fell asleep.                                                                                                                           

Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend. " look up           

at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of

stars."                                                             

#include<STD ISD PCO.h>

#include<love.h>

#define Cute  beautiful_lady

main()

{

goto college;

scanf("100%",&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute  )

    line++;

while( !reply )

{

      printf("I Love U");

    scanf("100%",&reply);

}

Shayari from ur boss...

 Arz kiya hai..............

 Transactions hote hain ... Errors ka sama hota hai ...

 Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai .

 Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte ...

 Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai ...

 (wah wah ... wah wah)

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?

A. Terms are different ... nothing more

Q. What is JFC ?

A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?

A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.

Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?

A. Send it through courier.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?

A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.

Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?

A. Sorry, Non living things can't communicate.