Back Pain joke

One morning at a doctors surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor

examines

him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"

The patient replies "You know that I work for a local

night club? This morning I got home to my apartment

early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I

knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony

door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did

not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I

saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I

grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,That's how I

strained my back"

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a

car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient was

looked bad, but you look terrible.What the hell

happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a

while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I

forgo t to set my alarm and was running late. I was

running out of the building, getting dressed at the

same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a

fridge."

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the

other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again

asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it

from the 3rd floor"