Bartender joke

The bartender asks his customer,  "What"ll you have?"
    The guy answers, "A scotch, please."
    The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That"ll be five dollars."

    To which the customer replies, "What are you talking about? I don"t owe you anything for this."

A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says
to the bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In the original
offer, which consitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was
no stipulation of remuneration."

    The bartender's not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay,
you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here
again."

    The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says,
"What are you doing here? I can't believe you have the audacity
to come back!"

    The guy says, "What are you talking about? I've never been
in this place in my life."
    To which the bartender replies, "I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny.
You must have a double."
    To which the guy replies, "Thank you! Make it a scotch."