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A man sees a woman getting chased by a dog.
When the dog is about to bite the woman, the
man intervenes and kicks the dog.

A reporter was seeing all this.
He said "That was great. I'll definitely publish this in newspaper.
Tomorrow the headline will be

'LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM A DOG'."
The man replied "Thank you, but I'm not from here.
I am from US". Reporter " OK. Then the headline will be
US CITIZEN SAVES WOMAN FROM A DOG".
Man: Actually, I live in US but I'm not a US citizen.
I'm a = Pakistani national".
Next day, the headline in the paper read
.... .... .... .... .... ....
TERRORIST ATTACKS A LOCAL DOG.

 
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