MBA vs BE Student joke

A MBA and a BE go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and         

fell asleep.                                                                                                                           

Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend. " look up           

at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of

stars."                                                             

"What does that tell you?"                                        

The MBA ponders for a minute.                                
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.                                                                                 

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.                                                                 

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.                                                                      

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and            
we are small and insignificant.  Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.                                                                                                                   

What does it tell you?"                             

The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.                                                                                             

"Practically. ..Someone has stolen our tent".