Shocking Telegrams joke

TELEGRAM #1

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,

which the father receives as :"Father, your daughter has been successful

in BED."

TELEGRAM #2

A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a

telegram to his wife : "I wish you were here." The message received by

wife: "I wish you were her."

TELEGRAM #3

A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to

her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the

last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue,

she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband

which reached

as: "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an

old lady."

TELEGRAM #4

A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he

goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he

wants to put on the cake. Well, he thinks for a while and says: let's

put, "you are not getting older you are getting better". The salesman

asks "how do you want me to put it?" The man says, Well, put "You are

not getting older", at the top and "You are getting better" at the

bottom. The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened. The entire

party watched the message decorated on the

cake: "You are not getting older at the top, You are getting better at the bottom".

TELEGRAM #5

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in

Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a

telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer. He sent a

telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted. It was

written: "sethji aaj mar gaye !"( Sethji Ajmer gaye ).