A real hurry!

A guy rushes into a bar, orders four expensive thirty-year- old single malts and has the bartender line them up in front of him. Then, without pausing, he downs each one. "Whew," the bartender remarks, "you seem to be in a hurry." "You would be, too, if you had what I have." "What do you have?" the bartender sympathetically asks. "Fifty cents."

 

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