GRE Student vs Normal Person

A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses
should not throw stones.
GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in
vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from
catapulting perilous projectiles.

NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid
minim.

NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with
resplendence are not truly auriferous.

NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must
be interdicted.

NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering
any testimony.

NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.

NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate
accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic
plant.

NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical
plumage tend to congregate.

NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous
profundity.

NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is
contiguous to rectitude.

NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of
precipitately departed lactile fluid.

NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new
tricks
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to
indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative
maneuvers.

NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.

NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate
cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal
cachinnation.

NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull
boy.
GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous
chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion
renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours having
their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials,
there is conflagration.