Bill Gates ramayana

When Bill Gates was in India few months back,he had a
chance 2 listen
Ramayana
from Atal behari vajpayee. After returning 2 US he
wrote it in
his personal Diary. A Tabloid in US got a copy of his
writings.These
are
excerpts from his diary .
 

Ramayana
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a
PROCESSOR named
DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM
after which his
queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs-- RAM, LSIman,
BUG-rat and
SED-rughana.
RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY .
His
brothers,however,
were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB,
he married
princess
'C'ta. 12 years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTAL
RAM as his
successor.
However, Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once
offered a boon by
DOS-rat
for a life saving HELP COMMAND ,took this opportunity
at the
instigation of
her BIOSed maid (a real plotter),and insisted that her
son Bug-rat be
INSTALLED and that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14
years. At this
cruel
and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed thru DOS-rat and
he collapsed,
power-less.
 
RAM agreed to LOG ONTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to
LOGIN with him.
LSI-man
was also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The
forest was the
dwelling of SPARC-nakha, the TRANSISTOR of
RAW-van,PROCESSOR of LAN-ka.
Attracted by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry
her. RAM,
politely
declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of
her distress, she
hastened to kill her. Weeping,SPARC-nakha fled to
LAN-ka, where
RAW-van,
moved by TR ANSISTOR's plight,approached his uncle
MAR-icha. MAR-icha
REPROGRAMED himself into the form of a golden stag and
drew RAM deep
into
the forest.Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer,
who,with his
last
breath,cried out desperately for LSI-man in RAM's
voice. Fooled by this
VIRTUAL RAM SOUND,'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's
aid. Catching
the
opportunity,RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY
and changed her
ROOT
DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
 
RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing
'C'ta all over he
forest.
They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM
ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and
his
powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to
help
RAM. SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful
'SEARCH'
techniques to
FIND the missing 'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS SE ARCHED all
around the
INTER-NETworked forests.
 
Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to
forget the 'WEB
CRAWLERS'( Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something
about 'C'ta.
Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended
up with
'NOTFOUND'
MESSAGES.Several other SEARCH techniques proved
useless.
Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to
cross the seas at
an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED
himself into
LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found
'C'ta weeping
under a
TREE STRUCTURE.Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring) to
identify himself to
'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him
and asked him to
send
a STATUS _OK MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile all the
raakshasa BUGS around
'C'ta
captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using
pyro-techniques.
 
But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by spreading the
VIRUS 'Fire'.
Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and
conveyed all the
STATUS
MESSAGES to RAM an d SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to take
the all powerful
RAM
head-on and prepared for the battle.One of the
RAW-wan's SUN (son)
almost
DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra.
But Ha-NEUMAN
resorted
to some ACTIVE-X gradients and REBOOTED RAM and
LSI-man. RAM used the
SOURCE
CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped
out RAW-wan's presense on earth.
 
After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and
spreaded his MICRO
SOFT
WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS
and every one lived
happily everafter.