God

Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: " God when shall I see the defeat of Bush."

God replies: " Son, you will not see it in your lifetime."

Hearing this, Saddam
Hussain starts crying and goes away.

Laaloo Yadav visits God and asks him: " God when shall I see Bihar

becoming a prosperous and happy state.

"God replies: " Son, you will not see it in your lifetime."

Hearing this Laloo starts crying and goes away.

Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: " God when shall I see the

capture of Kashmir by Pakistan. " Hearing this, God starts crying.

Musharaff is astounded and asks: " God, why are you crying? "

God replies:"Son, I will not see it in my lifetime"