Lalooo in Train!

Laloo, Rabri and his son were returning from south by train.

Laloo was occupying the lower berth, Rabri the middle berth and his son

the top most berth in the train compartment.

The train stopped at one of the stations on the way back and the son

asked Laloo
to bring him a Cadburys chocolate. When Laloo and his son

returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi

had occupied his son's berth.

Upset and angry, Laloo called the Ticket checker & asked him to help.

The Ticket checker said that he could not understand Hindi or Bihari so

it would be nice if Laloo explained the whole situation to him in

English.

So Laloo explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving

birth

to my child."