Munnabhai Jokes!

MUNNA BHAI :

     Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

     CIRCUIT :

     Bhai, gaadi hai.

     MUNNA BHAI :

     Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

    
CIRCUIT :

     Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh

     Baelgaadi.

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CIRCUIT :

     Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?

     MAMU :

     Nehin.

     CIRCUIT :

     To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

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     MUNNA BHAI :

     Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.

     MAMU :

     Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?

     MUNNA BHAI :

     Yaad nahin hai yaar. Bahut purani baat hai.

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PRINCIPAL :

     Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time

     200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

     MUNNA BHAI :

     Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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CIRCUIT :

     Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera

     sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.

     MUNNABHAI :

     Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

     CIRCUIT :

     Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

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