Why??

Question: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the she-elephant went and got married to some other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke.

Now, which song would our hero sing?

Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."

Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot. Why?

Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.

Question: One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for all his bad deeds.

He felt that he should go an apologise to Ram for all the problems he had caused. So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan standing there. Ravan just kept staring and thinking but didn't say a word. What was he thinking?

Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"

Question: How do you "cut" roads?

Ans: By laughing... because "Haste haste cut jaye raaste".

Question: Luv and Kush are going to a village and pass by a well. Luv falls into the well. Why?

Ans: Because Luv is blind.

Question: Now, Kush also jumps in. Why?

Ans: Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega!

Question: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?...........

........Socho, socho. Nahi pata?

Ans: D'Cold; Because... Chan ki saans - D'Cold                                        

Question: Chalo ab batao, Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai?

...........

............ This one's really simple...

Ans: D'Cold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi                                       

A railway station beggar meets another beggar.A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question?

"So, which platform are you working on?"

Question: What do you call a person who is leaving India?

Ans: Hindustan Lever.

Question: What do you call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much?

Ans: Hindustan Lever Limited.

Question: In an elephant school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A *** female elephant passes by. What do the loafer elephants say about her?

Ans: Look yaar, 36000 - 24000 - 36000!!

Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska naam kya tha?

Ans: Adidas.

Question: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi. Kumble brings a bottle, but takes it directly to Tendulkar. Why?

Ans: Because Tendulkar is an opener.

Question: What is the similarity between Satynarayan pooja and the Indian cricket team?

Ans: Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai.

Question: Who is Joe?

Ans: Kambakth ishq... Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!"

Question: The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie "my heart is an umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?

Ans: Dil Chhaata Hai.

Woh kaun sa hindi geet hai jis main "Internet Explorer" ka zikar kiya gaya hai???

Hint: The heroine also refers to herself as Internet Explorer.

If you don't know...

The answer is... Maine Pyar Kiya.

And the song goes....

Aajaa shaam hone IE (Internet Explorer)

Mausam ne lee angada IE

To kis baat ki hai lada IE

Tu chal........ Main IE !!!