Coffee

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the

coffee

each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up

first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our

coffee." The

husband said, "You are in charge
of cooking around here and you should

do

it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife

replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that

the man

should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show

me." So

she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at

the

top of several pages, that it indeed says.... "HEBREWS".