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#include<STD ISD PCO.h>

#include<love.h>

#define Cute  beautiful_lady


main()

{

goto college;

scanf("100%",&ladies);


if(lady ==Cute  )

    line++;

while( !reply )

{



      printf("I Love U");


    scanf("100%",&reply);


}

   

if(reply == "GAALI")

    main();  /* go back and repeat the process */


else if(reply ==  "SANDAL ")

  exit(1);

 


else if(reply == "I Love U")

{

    lover =Cute ;

    love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));

}


goto restaurant;


restaurant:

{

    food++;

    smile++;

    pay->money = lover->money;

    return(college);

}


if(time==2.30)

goto cinema;


cinema:

{

    watch++;

    if(intermission)

    {

    coke++;

    Popecorn++;


    }

}


if(time ==6.00)

goto park;


park:

{

    for(time= 6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)

        kiss = kiss+1;

}


free(lover);

return(home);


if(time ==9.30)

  goto pub;


pub:

{

  friends++;

  party++;

  booze++;

  smoke++;


  if(pub.close())

  {

    pay->bill;

    come->out;

  }

}


if (highly->intoxicated)

    goto friendsroom;

else

{

  sweetpan++;

  polo++;

  goto home;

}


friendsroom:{

  goto sleep;

}


home:

{

  if(mom.shouts())

  {

    reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork ||

friendsbday);

    say->reason;

  }

  if(dad.shouts())

          shut->yourmouth;


  call->lover;

  if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice ||

lover_mom->voice))

  {

      hang++;

  }

  else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)

  {

    for(time=12:30;time<= 1.30 ;time+=0.001)

    {

    say->ILuvU;

    scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already

stored in reply */

    }

  }

  goto sleep;

}


sleep:

{

  *(dream)=love;

}

}

 
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