Men Women Jokes
Program for lovers
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#include<STD ISD PCO.h> #include<love.h> #define Cute beautiful_lady
{ goto college; scanf("100%",&ladies);
line++; while( !reply ) {
if(reply == "GAALI") main(); /* go back and repeat the process */
exit(1);
{ lover =Cute ; love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover)); }
{ food++; smile++; pay->money = lover->money; return(college); }
goto cinema;
{ watch++; if(intermission) { coke++; Popecorn++;
}
goto park;
{ for(time= 6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001) kiss = kiss+1; }
return(home);
goto pub;
{ friends++; party++; booze++; smoke++;
{ pay->bill; come->out; } }
goto friendsroom; else { sweetpan++; polo++; goto home; }
goto sleep; }
{ if(mom.shouts()) { reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork || friendsbday); say->reason; } if(dad.shouts()) shut->yourmouth;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice || lover_mom->voice)) { hang++; } else if(phone->voice==lover->voice) { for(time=12:30;time<= 1.30 ;time+=0.001) { say->ILuvU; scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already stored in reply */ } } goto sleep; }
{ *(dream)=love; } } |
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