The Gift

An Old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his

grandson to his bedside. "Grandson, I wanna you

listen to me. I wanna you to take my chrome

plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you
leave me your

Rolex watch instead?"

"You listen me. Some day you gonna be run da

business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lots of

money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambinos.

"Some day you gonna come home and maybe find you

wife in a bed with another man. "What you gonna do

then... point to your watch and say, Times Up?"