THERE IS NO ESCAPE

Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo

Prasad Yadav were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an

accident and all three of them died.

Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep

of death. He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for
Laloo, Yama

had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.

Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks

Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them

had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public

positions, etc. Then why the differential treatment? He felt that there should be a

formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and

should not be just ased on opinion or pre conceived notions.

Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to

appear for an English test.

PVNR is asked to spell "INDIA" and he does it

correctly.

Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND" and he too passes.

It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell

" CZECHOSLOVAKIA".

Laloo protests that he doesn't know English. He says

this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced to

fail with false intent.

Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi

(to give another chance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi

would provide an equal platform for all three).

PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He

writes it easily and passes.

Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He

too passes.

Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."

Tough one. He fails again.

Laloo is extremely unhappy. Having been a student of

history (which the other two weren't), he now requested for all the 3 to

be subjected to a test in history

Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and

that he would not take any more tests.

PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence?". He

replied "1947" and passed.

Advani is asked "How many people died during the

independence struggle?". He gets nervous.

Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or

200,000 or 300,000.

Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.

It's Laloo's turn now.

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Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each

of the 200,000 who died in the struggle.

Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.

Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE