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Santa`s wife gave birth to their fourth child.

He is to get the child`s birth registered at the Registrar of births and Deaths. He is given the requiste form to fill.

He fills data in the form as under:

Mother: Indian.

Father: Indian




Child: Chinese."

"How come, you write "Chinese" when both parents are Indians?", the clerk at the Office asks.

"Aah, Santa reads newspaper everyday. I read only the other day that every 4th person born on the Earth now is Chinese."
 
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