Suicide !!

Banta and his wife, Preeto were shocked when Preeto`s doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex again--the strain would be too much. So Banta and Preeto reluctantly try to live by these rules. Both get really horny over time, however, and Banta decides he`d better sleep downstairs on the couch to guard against temptation. This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet each other on the stairs--Preeto is coming downstairs, and Banta is heading up. "Honey, I have a confession to make," Preeto says, her voice quavering. "I was about to commit suicide." "I`m glad to hear it, sweetie," Banta says, "Because I was just coming upstairs to kill you!"

 

< Prev		Next >