Sardarji jokes...

Sardar: I haven't slept all nite in the train.

Friend: why?

Sardar: Got upper berth.

Friend: why did'nt u exchanged?

Sardar: oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..

Sardar tells a girl "Come to my house at nite, nobody
will be there............. Girl goes at night & really nobody was there.

A sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form, he had gone to DELHI for filling up. U know why? Form says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss. Do u know what the business was? He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up - we must find & stop her!

Sardar: Why are all these people running?

Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?