Little Johny joke

TEACHER: Why are you late?

L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?

L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?

L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?

L-JOHNY: George!

TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have

ten years ago.

L-JOHNY: Me!

TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?

L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?

L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

L-JOHNY! : Don't bite any.

TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".

L-JOHNY: I is...

TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."

L-JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same

time."

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry

tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father

didn't punish him?"

L-Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

Father : No. Why do you ask that?

L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green

and one is blue with red spots!

L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at

home.

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped

him, what virtue would I be showing?

L-Johnny: Brotherly love.

Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your

brother's. Did u copy his?

L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Teacher: What do you call a person who ! keeps on talking when people

are no longer interested?

L-Johnny : A teacher