Question and answer jokes

TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? JOHN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong JOHN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH : "HIJKLMNO"!! />TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O! TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE : Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : George! TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn'thave ten years ago. WILLY : Me! TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? TOMMY : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? SYLVIA: Your name on this report card. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake. SAMMY : You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet. TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? JOSE : Don't bite any. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". ELLEN : I is... TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am." ELLEN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." MOTHER: Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you? JUNIOR: You said it was my lunch money. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other what would I have? CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!

 

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